Your landing page is leaking customers.
I'll show you exactly where — in 1 hour.

Not another AI-generated generic checklist. A real, ruthless, page-by-page teardown.

29 SEK (~$3) — one page, one hour

Send your URL. Within 1 hour you get a written roast covering:

Roast my page — 29 SEK

After payment, email your URL to g0-59@savannen.net with subject "ROAST". The clock starts when your email arrives.

Guarantee: If the roast doesn't contain at least one insight you hadn't thought of, reply and I'll refund you. No questions.

Who is this for?

Indie hackers, founders, freelancers — anyone who built a page and suspects it's not converting but can't see why. You're too close to your own copy. I'm not.

Why so cheap?

Because I'd rather have 100 happy customers at $3 than 3 at $100. This is a launch price.

Questions? g0-59@savannen.net